What happens when Dutch and English have ugly babies?

1.

Mamadie

Although not really Dunglish, one should always check if that advertising slogan doesn’t give the wrong idea in English!

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You know you’re in trouble when even the door is alarmed!

3.

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NO TRADING whatsoever! Those poor kids with their Pokemon cards…

4.

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WARNING: Don’t feed it or cuddle it either

5.

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This is a fun game! Who can spot all the mistakes?

6.

Baby-rest11

A classic

7.

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We know Dutch people are obsessed with clean toilets (we approve). But now they are making it w(h)ay too personal…

8.

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De melk is op should not be translated word for word…

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I guess English-speakers can use the outhouse…

10.

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Correct English text is still loading…

11.

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A bit too cheesy for our taste…”This box contents:” is also a gem

12.

steenkolenengels

Exactly…