Dunglish at its best!

If Dutch and English had kids, what would they look like? Well, they would be very funny-looking Dunglish babies of course. Here are 27 great examples for your collection! Which is your favourite?

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Now that just shows how committed the Dutch are to sustainability!

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Google translate fail…

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To be transparent or not to be…

4.

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WARNING: Don’t feed it or cuddle it either

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We find the idea of “flat stairs” intriguing…What if stairs were actually flat? They would be so much less of a nuisance!

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A classic

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We know Dutch people are obsessed with clean toilets (we approve). But now they are making it w(h)ay too personal…

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Well, smoke coming through the split? I would have there problems with also!

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I guess English-speakers can use the outhouse…

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Correct English text is still loading…

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A bit too cheesy for our taste…”This box contents:” is also a gem

12.

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Although not really Dunglish, one should always check if that advertising slogan doesn’t give the wrong idea in English!

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Can get serious if you eat too much porridge!

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A treasure trove!

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Please stay part of the problem and not the solution…

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16.

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Hmm, wonder what kind of appetizers they have….

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Dutch are so nice, they make sure to mark the trap so you won’t get trapped in it!

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Innocent mistake…

19.


Shoe’s out for summer

20.

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Wonder if they are talking about “One Direction”?

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Very polite

22.

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Lost in translation…

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Just in time for the new Bond movie

24.

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No thank you. We are all withlaughing now!

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The visitor centre has been secreted…Sounds nasty

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Poor Hyves, how did it come so far indeed…

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We couldn’t have said it any better!

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